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This is really happening. It isn't a dream, or maybe it is, but it's one long, long overdue. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

This is really happening. It isn't a dream, or maybe it is, but it's one long, long overdue.

Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign, ... I think we've got a real, real shot. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign, ... I think we've got a real, real shot.

If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.

American Musician Civil Rights

I've always thought that she was pretty spunky. I like her spirit. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

I've always thought that she was pretty spunky. I like her spirit.

But believe me, we can win this thing with a big turnout. And Rick Perry knows it. That's what the Jesse Ventura guys are telling us. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

But believe me, we can win this thing with a big turnout. And Rick Perry knows it. That's what the Jesse Ventura guys are telling us.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

American Musician Editor's Pick Love Quote of the Day

Jesse is a virtual gold mine of information. He's been through the fire. He knows what works and doesn't work. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

Jesse is a virtual gold mine of information. He's been through the fire. He knows what works and doesn't work.

Fire

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

American Musician

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

American Musician

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder - Kinky Friedman Quotes

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics.

I'm a gambler, and now I'm betting on Texas, - Kinky Friedman Quotes

I'm a gambler, and now I'm betting on Texas,

It's not a slam dunk. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

It's not a slam dunk.

How sad for him to be hoping for a small turnout. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

How sad for him to be hoping for a small turnout.

I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain - Kinky Friedman Quotes

I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain

Man

Whatever we're going to do, we're going to make it fun. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

Whatever we're going to do, we're going to make it fun.

Fun

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

American Musician Life

If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95! - Kinky Friedman Quotes

If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!

A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.

American Musician Childhood

Why the Hell Not? - Kinky Friedman Quotes

Why the Hell Not?

Hell

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

American Musician

This is a true moment in history. When we get on the ballot, we'll be making history. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

This is a true moment in history. When we get on the ballot, we'll be making history.

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman Quotes

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'

American Musician God

Every 150 years we have a revolution in Texas and this is it. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

Every 150 years we have a revolution in Texas and this is it.

There will be a whole new spirit blowing through Texas. There will be a smile on everybody's face and a chill up the spine of every politician. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

There will be a whole new spirit blowing through Texas. There will be a smile on everybody's face and a chill up the spine of every politician.

Smile

Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry; I'm running against apathy, - Kinky Friedman Quotes

Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry; I'm running against apathy,

We'll be on the ballot. I think the soul of Texas is riding on this campaign. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

We'll be on the ballot. I think the soul of Texas is riding on this campaign.

Soul

I've always said that this campaign is running on the coin of the spirit. I've also said a journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. This spiritual journey to the Governor's mansion is a long one, and we are going to need some help. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

I've always said that this campaign is running on the coin of the spirit. I've also said a journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. This spiritual journey to the Governor's mansion is a long one, and we are going to need some help.

She has a lot of money, I think. We don't. Of course, the governor does. We have a government of the money, by the money and for the money. ... That's not the American dream. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

She has a lot of money, I think. We don't. Of course, the governor does. We have a government of the money, by the money and for the money. ... That's not the American dream.

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

Many of us feel that the soul of Texas may be riding on this campaign. I would dearly love to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property tax. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

Many of us feel that the soul of Texas may be riding on this campaign. I would dearly love to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property tax.

Love

The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important ... this should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important ... this should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.

Texas can lead the country. We won't be slaves to the Middle East. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

Texas can lead the country. We won't be slaves to the Middle East.

People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness . . . but I did not swallow. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

I admit I was drinking a Guinness . . . but I did not swallow.

In order to do this, we are gong to have to leave one governor behind. I don't see how the people who created the problem are going to fix it. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

In order to do this, we are gong to have to leave one governor behind. I don't see how the people who created the problem are going to fix it.

Young people are the key to this election. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

Young people are the key to this election.

American Musician People

Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.

American Musician Students

Here's my explanation. I was drinking it ... but I did not swallow. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

Here's my explanation. I was drinking it ... but I did not swallow.

We've had to be creative to get on the ballot. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.

American Musician

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman Quotes

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

American Musician Design

This is a bad idea. It's like having Dubai run the ports of America. It means we'll be paying tolls to a cowardly Spanish company for 70 years. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

This is a bad idea. It's like having Dubai run the ports of America. It means we'll be paying tolls to a cowardly Spanish company for 70 years.

I don't care much about big corporations, frankly. Most politicians never met a special-interest group they didn't like. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

I don't care much about big corporations, frankly. Most politicians never met a special-interest group they didn't like.

You all are heroes of mine, and I ain't got many heroes. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

You all are heroes of mine, and I ain't got many heroes.

Hero

Always beware of people offering you one-time money. That only works in an election year. How are you going to permanently pay for education? - Kinky Friedman Quotes

Always beware of people offering you one-time money. That only works in an election year. How are you going to permanently pay for education?

It seems to me the governor has just discovered we have a border. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

It seems to me the governor has just discovered we have a border.

One eye is laughing and one eye is crying. And the eye that is crying is because this governor has been invisibly banning gay marriage for the past two or three years while the education has just veered into a meteor crater somewhere. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

One eye is laughing and one eye is crying. And the eye that is crying is because this governor has been invisibly banning gay marriage for the past two or three years while the education has just veered into a meteor crater somewhere.

We invented Texas Hold 'em and we can't even play it here. But every state around us sure can. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

We invented Texas Hold 'em and we can't even play it here. But every state around us sure can.

Our people are going to be with us, and her people are going to be with her, and there's plenty of them. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

Our people are going to be with us, and her people are going to be with her, and there's plenty of them.

My wife thinks it should be put out a little bit further. - Kinky Friedman Quotes

My wife thinks it should be put out a little bit further.

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